Total Medals Earned: 167 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,070 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (235/240 points)
fire your gun
Kill Peter the Ant.
Soprano
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
thats scary
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
Get punched out by Tom.
Joing the Deathink fan club, follow Deathink on Newgrounds TODAY!
Follow me on Twitter.
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".
Get the Bad Ending.
Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)
Don’t make a single mistake in any minigame, don’t lose health in the Final Challenge AND get the Good Ending.
Place both [REDACTED] on Randy across two playthroughs.
